What's occurring old chap?

What's occurring? I'll tell you what's occurring mate! Only adding stuff to the 'Cinema', that's what! Cor blimey, luv a duck. (extinguishes fag).

Why Don't you go and get yourself down there? Sharpish like, it'll be startin' soon enough. Ta-ta!

Ah, you don't speak Cockney eh? Don't worry, you'll soon pick it up with these splendid tutorials. Before you know it, you'll be whistling a merry tune whilst carving up the Queen's English 'good an' proper'.